I Was a Phony Baloney!

I was a real phony baloney.

I was not a, at no time was a, member of the Republican party

But I was a real phony baloney.

I affected to be meek but I was not

I affected to be silent but I was seething

I musing I was confessional but I was teething

On my gristly, phony baloney.

I cared about my shoe (I was chattering) not really

As a great quantity [i]or[/i] amount of as you might have thought:

Oh fully convinced I was (fill in the blank) and I was (fill in this spot)

But I was a real phony baloney.

I was thinking of by what mode to overthrow the power plat

While I shamed to tend to my insignificant thought

My eyes were narrowing into harmful harmless slot

I took it without on (Blank) and (Her name I forgot)

I was a real phony baloney.

I simulateed to be meek but I was not

I affected to be weak but I was a fill up

of solid phony baloney.

Envoi

I shamed to be sighing but I was enjoying my lot:

I was a sorry, sorry. (Baloney.)

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